The jig's up!   Worldwide consumer action has exposed
aspartame, and millions have kicked the habit.   Coke's
profits are down 37% and for a year Monsanto's been trying
to sell The NutraSweet Company.   Finally they sold NSC,
producer of the phenylalanine in NutraSweet for $125 million.
  Now Monsanto faces a $71 million lawsuit for exaggerating
profits.   Monsanto stock is in the toilet, but they may
have found a buyer in the Swiss firm Pharmacia-Upjohn.  
P.U. for short!   The deal won't finalize for a year.  
The plans are to ditch the Monsanto name as its stench is
unendurable.   CEO Bob Shapiro may soon be history, like Doug Ivester of Coke who just resigned.
Will the last one out please turn out the lights!
The next time you reach for a diet drink (or some Sweet & Low),
please consider some fruit juice.  
You will be much healthier.
Have a great diet-soda-free day,
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